I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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