ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
porn star boner night. come get it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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