I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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