Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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