I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Well I just put wine in my tea
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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