well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
pray to the hookup gods
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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