He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
A bitchslap is in order.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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