that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
They should really pass out barf bags in church
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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