She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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