You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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