well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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