I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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