I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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