when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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