I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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