I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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