I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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