garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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