problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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