Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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