so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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