At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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