White coat. Heels.
Porn is love you can see.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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