Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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