the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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