OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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