she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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