and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Shame - the story of my life.
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