so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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