I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
