what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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