Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
you will always have a special place in my vag
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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