And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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