Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
A+ Viking dick
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