PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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