i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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