i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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