So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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