Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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