Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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