already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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