we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Randomize
