why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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