the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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