I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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