Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
A+ Viking dick
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