no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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