4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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