Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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