I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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